Conversations With Characters

A sneak peek into what goes on in my head. (And you can check this out on TikTok, if you want, too!)

Him: I wanted two blondes.
Me: Too cliched. You’re getting a brunette and–
Him: A blonde.
Me: Alright. Alright.
Him: Don’t get snarky with me, Miss Writer. I’m responsible for all that. <<waves at my keyboard>>
Me: I need a break.
Him: Wimp. Now, this next scene–
Me: Tomorrow.
Him: You remember the last time you thought you’d remember my brilliance?
Me: In the middle of the night? Yeah, I dictated it into my phone.
Him: How’d that work out for you?
Me: <<picks up phone and reads aloud>> Demons go mithing. But its okay. Set the house on firey good lord move over and stop snoring but demons are Kalember juicy cat. <<peers up at Him>>
Him: Rough night?
Me: My husband snores, what can I say? <<but gets his point so returns to keyboard>> Now what were you saying?

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Nick and Chloe can’t be more different. He is a realist and craves freedom. She believes in magic pies and dreams of settling down.

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Our house renovation saga continues. I now know why people move out during times like these. Construction dust, noise (jack hammers are LOUD, ya’ll), more dust and more noise makes for an interesting writing environment.

Also, microwaveable food is highly over-rated, especially if you have COVID, which we both did. I know. First world problems. But can someone bring me real food?

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Conversations With Characters

Or the negotiation.

“Him” is an unidentified male hero who wants a story. Don’t they all? And why don’t they ever tell me their name upfront?

Me: Five pages.
Him: Twenty-seven. Hot tub scene.
Me: Ten. A pool.
Him: Summer?
Me: Fall. Heated.
Him: Aspen
Me: Jackson Hole
Him: You’ve never been.
Me: Research trip.
Him: Justification?
Me: Always.
Him: Deal.
Me: Only one woman, though.
Him: Now you’re pushing it.
Me. Greedy.
Him: Virale.
Me: Confident?
Him: Guaranteed performance.
Me: Two women.
Him: If I must.
Me. Played me, didn’t you?
Him: Now you’re getting it.

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